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Aug 1, 2022

The Curious Case of the Disappearing Magnets

Sometimes mothers are just straight shenanigans. This was one of those times. I travel a lot, and travel light. I try not to take along more than a carry-on when getting on a flight. That leaves little room for trinkets to bring back as souvenirs when I’m on a trip. …

Mothers

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The Curious Case of the Disappearing Magnets
The Curious Case of the Disappearing Magnets
Mothers

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Dec 22, 2021

Traveling With Your Significant Other: Chapter 1 Sneak Peak

Test their mettle with a super complicated trip. — I’ve seen advice columns tell new couples to start small. Well, they don’t know how I roll. …

Travel

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Traveling With Your Significant Other: Chapter 1 Sneak Peak
Traveling With Your Significant Other: Chapter 1 Sneak Peak
Travel

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Apr 18, 2021

The Sneaky Sexiness of Stanley Tucci

What is it about an enthusiastic man eating his way through Italy that got everyone going? — There are a few things I got into while stuck at home over the last year or so, like creating a home office space, labeling every container in my kitchen and watching Stanley Tucci make cocktails. The last felt most meaningful, as I was able to watch Tucci shake it…the…

Italy

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The Sneaky Sexiness of Stanley Tucci
The Sneaky Sexiness of Stanley Tucci
Italy

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Mar 13, 2021

I Took a Look at My Social Media From a Year Ago…

…and what a hopeful little muppet I was! — There’s been a lot of introspection this week as we approach the one-year mark on when things really hit the fan around here. I run a humor/travel blog and associated Instagram account from San Diego, America’s Finest City, so it rarely gets too serious over there. …

Pandemic

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I Took a Hard Look at My Social Media From a Year Ago…
I Took a Hard Look at My Social Media From a Year Ago…
Pandemic

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Published in About Me Stories

·Feb 1, 2021

About Me — Agnes Groonwald

Travel/Humor Blogger. Content Creator. Survivor of Polish Upbringing. Teller of Tales. — You’ve likely stumbled here by accident, or perhaps I posted this on social media somewhere under the guise of, “If you like me, you’ll click on this,” emotional blackmail at its finest. All I’m really trying to do here is introduce you to me, so that you know what kind…

Introduction

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About Me — Agnes Groonwald
About Me — Agnes Groonwald
Introduction

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Dec 29, 2020

Resolve to Skip Resolutions This Year

If there was ever a year to skip New Year’s resolutions, it’s this one. Seriously. They don’t matter. — If there was ever a year where New Year’s resolutions truly didn’t matter, it’s this one. There are Americans out there who have barely come out of this year alive. I mean that quite literally. …

New Year Resolution

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Resolve to Skip Resolutions This Year
Resolve to Skip Resolutions This Year
New Year Resolution

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Dec 20, 2020

Are the Foods You Grew up on Super Weird?

This holiday season, let’s reflect on all the strange things you enjoyed eating in the name of family tradition. — There’s a moment when every child of immigrants realizes that the food they grew up on is an acquired taste. My parents are both from Poland. Most people know and love pierogi, those little pillows of buttered goodness, fried on bacon grease. …

Holidays

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Are the Foods You Grew up on Super Weird?
Are the Foods You Grew up on Super Weird?
Holidays

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Nov 12, 2020

But Seriously, What’s Wrong With People?

If there’s no such thing as widespread voter fraud and “illegal voting,” what’s wrong with people in this moment? Seriously, though. — Yesterday morning, I watched with some amusement as Ivanka Trump proclaimed to her 10 million Twitter followers that her father, President-lame duck Donald Trump, had been called victorious in Alaska by the Associated Press:

Election 2020

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But Seriously, What’s Wrong With People?
But Seriously, What’s Wrong With People?
Election 2020

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Aug 26, 2020

Do Words Even Matter When You’re Classy?

Melania Trump received quite a bit of kudos last night for a speech that apparently exuded class. Is that all we want our women to be? — There’s been a lot of commentary today about how classy Melania Trump was in her address at the Republican National Convention last night. The idea behind calling her classy seems to be less about the content of the words coming out of her mouth, which were, admittedly, much more measured…

Melania Trump

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Do Words Even Matter When You’re Classy?
Do Words Even Matter When You’re Classy?
Melania Trump

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Aug 5, 2020

What a Skittish Dog Can Teach You About a Pandemic

My dog Kimmy Kibbler is afraid of everything, e.g. crunchy leaves, her own shadow. And yet, here we are, surviving together. — My dog Kimmy Kibbler is a very skittish dog. She has a long list of things just around the neighborhood that make her nervous, like children on scooters, soda cans rolling down the street, motorcycles, crunchy leaves, and that giant inflatable arm man that wiggles and sways at the car…

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What a Skittish Dog Can Teach You About a Pandemic
What a Skittish Dog Can Teach You About a Pandemic

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Agnes Groonwald

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travel/humor blogger | content creator | survivor of Polish upbringing | teller of tales | travelonthereg.com

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